15 signs that you are a dog owner

Apart from the obvious fact that you own a dog, here are a few things that every dog owner will have in common!

1. You only have a few inches of the bed to yourself. It’s the dog’s bed, not yours!

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2. You accept the fact that everything that you own will forever be covered in hair.

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3. You have a never-ending supply of poop bags in every single one of your jackets, coats and bags.

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4. You splash out on new dog toys and beds when really you know they are never going to be used.

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5. You consider your dog as your baby and talk to them in a high-pitched voice.

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6. You have an immediate connection with someone when you find out they also have a dog.

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7. You buy your dog Christmas presents, wrapping and gift tags included!

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8. You cannot trust people who do not like dogs… who doesn’t like dogs?!

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9. Bonfire night is the worst holiday of the year.

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10. You know the names of your neighbours’ dogs but not your neighbours’ names.

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11. You spend more time reading reviews and nutrition facts about different types of dog food than you spend reading nutrition facts about your own food.

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12. You talk to your dog and respond back to yourself for them in your head… or out loud. “Who’s a good boy? You’re a good boy aren’t you? Yes you are. Have a biscuit.”

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13. You have scrolled through recent photos on your phone or camera only to realise they are all photos of your dog.

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14. You say “bless you” after your dog sneezes.

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15. Your windows will always have smudges on them no matter how many times you clean them.

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